I'm not a cat 

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.

Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".

I'm not a cat by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021

cat not liking a flower 

just a random thing that popped into my head

cat not liking a flower in urban dictionary

cat not liking a flower by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.) 

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.) by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Notacat

A gamer who hates cats but people generally mistake him for a cat has a intense hatred for dstr and people in general

Has any one seen notacat who is obviously a cat

Notacat by Barrie24 August 16, 2018

NotACatfisher 

A very good Geometry Dash streamer that streams on Twitch. The name started as a joke for a discord account used for catfishing but then became their streamer name.

Are you watching that gd streamer, NotACatfisher?

Yeah they are really good at hard demon levels!

NotACatfisher by 42069320 September 12, 2021