7 definitions by Pewkiplier
Mayor Scar: We shall take out the mycelium menace! I shall set up HEP, the Hermit Environmental Protection Agency!
by Pewkiplier January 3, 2021
Social media sites like Twitter, Facebook and Reddit. In reality, most social media platforms are cesspools.
Look at these edgelords on Reddit who think they're so cool for making racist memes, social media really is a Cesspool.
by Pewkiplier January 28, 2021
Best Christian Contemporary Rock Band ever, far better than whatever Hillsong or Jeremy Camp or whatever is.
Me: "What's your favorite Christian song?"
Normie: "Hosanna in the highes-" (Proceeds to get punched)
Chad: "WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY HEAR THAT I'M A JEEEEEEESUS FREAK!" (Cheers erupt as sick guitar plays)
Me: "Yes indeed, DC Talk is the best christian band ever"
Normie: "Hosanna in the highes-" (Proceeds to get punched)
Chad: "WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY HEAR THAT I'M A JEEEEEEESUS FREAK!" (Cheers erupt as sick guitar plays)
Me: "Yes indeed, DC Talk is the best christian band ever"
by Pewkiplier August 13, 2021
An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021
Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
by Pewkiplier May 22, 2020
Zoe Laverne: Connor and I were just in a a dark place, and we just caught feelings!
Everyone: How is that normal?
Everyone: How is that normal?
by Pewkiplier November 16, 2020