An acronym for Special Penis Anal Massage. It's a sexual euphemism for anal sex. It's a sly way to get your mate into the bed room for some anal loving. Works best in a crowd to remain discrete.
(At a party)
Jim: Hey Joy, what's up?
Joy: I'm just hanging out, what are you up to?
Jim: I'm doing the same, this party is boring.
Joy: It's really lame. I'd really love to have some SPAM right now *wink* *wink*.
Jim: Well, let's leave so I can give you what you need!
by bryri November 21, 2010
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An acronym that stands for Stupid Pathetic Annoying Messages.
E-mail Folders:

Inbox-3
Spam-102394059382039400
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 25, 2010
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Spamming, in the context of video games, refers to the repeated use of the same item or action. For example, "grenade spamming" is the act of a player throwing a large number of grenades in succession into an area
This nigga c murder can't win a fight on MK unless he spam the fuck out of his favorite move. he loves spamming!!
by Iolukonu117 May 16, 2016
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A rent-a-cop, mall security, security guard, because they're not real "pork"
"Can you believe that mall spam throwing me out? It's not like he's a real cop!"
by Headexpl0dy October 16, 2007
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n. Something Urban Dictionary hates

v. Something Urban Dictionary will never do to you
We hate spam, so we'll never spam you.
by ZeroMan42 April 12, 2010
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Another word for junk mail or junk e-mail.
It's called "spam" because no one really likes spam (the canned meat stuff), and no one really likes junk mail.
Bob: Dang I hate spam.
Lara: Oh, I like it.
Bob: You mean that canned meat stuff?
Lara: Yeah.
Bob: Umm... I was talking about the junk mail stuff.
Lara: Ohh, right. Gotcha.
by the sane maniac February 1, 2004
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A Spam is when you smack a guy on the forehead with a flat hand or preferably a fish while shouting Spam.

Can be played as a Spam war, which is a version of Uncle but with spamming.
Random Guy: Spam!

A Random Spaztard: Oww! Now i'll tell my mommy!

Or...

Random Guy: Spam War!!!
Random Guy's Friend: I'm never gonna say uncle!
1 Minute Later...
Random Guy's Friend: UNCLE!!!
by Mmmmmmmm Kittens July 31, 2011
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