When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."
Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.
by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018
When a texter proudly adds superfluous punctuation to their text only to find that a follow up texter has added even more superfluous punctuation to their text, thus rendering the initial texter a fool.
Example of punk'd(uated):
Texter 1: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!"
Texter 2: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!!!!!!!"
Girl: "Thanks Texter 2, you're sweet. Let's hook up"
Texter 1: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!"
Texter 2: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!!!!!!!"
Girl: "Thanks Texter 2, you're sweet. Let's hook up"
by LBJ surfer June 17, 2013
When a client of a workers comp attorney is rightfully injured from his job yet the insurance company stops sending him checks claiming there is an overpayment. After several months of not receiving check and not allowed to work, the client goes broke. This situation is called by this name because the attorney fooled the client into thinking they were handling the matter and that the client will be getting a check. When the client runs out of money, the attorney shows little remorse on the matter nor suggests any alternatives other then go apply for welfare.
I was on workers comp and they stopped sending me check claiming they overpaid me. Two months went by and I still didn't have a check. I got thrown out of my apartment and I had to turn in the plates on my car because I couldn't pay my car insurance. I totally got Workers Comp Punk'd !!!
by The Jax August 7, 2009
An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.
Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!
Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?
Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?
by Rated [R] February 7, 2007
by DizzyLizzy February 12, 2007
Getting punk'd is when some thug comes along and bully's you then takes your stuff. You just got punk'd.
by Hippie with a gun September 23, 2017
When one gets pranked, but not just pranked, Punk'd. Pranked so hard that they are practically on a T.V. show.
(It was also a show from 2003-2015)
Accepted yet informally spelled as Punked
(It was also a show from 2003-2015)
Accepted yet informally spelled as Punked
Joe Juan: "Here you go Joe. Merry Christmas!"
Joe Tooh: (opens gift box. Inside there are the entrails of their late wife. Joe Tooh is petrified of shock and fear)
Joe Juan: " Ha! You just got Punk'd!" (Joe Juan proceeds to point at places and objects around the two.) "Cameras here, there, there, there, there, here, there, up there, in that plant, on that rabbit.... (This continues for a few minutes.)
Joe Tooh: (opens gift box. Inside there are the entrails of their late wife. Joe Tooh is petrified of shock and fear)
Joe Juan: " Ha! You just got Punk'd!" (Joe Juan proceeds to point at places and objects around the two.) "Cameras here, there, there, there, there, here, there, up there, in that plant, on that rabbit.... (This continues for a few minutes.)
by Xenolufarius December 17, 2016