by George November 21, 2004
by pinky_toe February 18, 2010
A nub is a version of noob, except a nub is when someone has been doing something for a long period of time and is still stupid and has no clue what they are doing.
Jake: That teacher is a nub...
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.
Shannah: yeah i know, shes been doing this for like what, 30 years? And she claims she knows how to put a computer back together.
by Shann`uh September 23, 2007
someone who played something for a long time, and still has no idea what they're doing. related to: noob, newb
George Bush is a nub.
by Fro Moua January 16, 2008
(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.
by Trashist January 12, 2017
To touch another persons amputated limb, such as a finger.
To make jokes about people with amputated limbs.
To make jokes about people with amputated limbs.
When dating an amputee you may perform some nubbing while being intimate.
Joke: your mother has a peg leg.
Joke: your mother has a peg leg.
by Alphabet Junkie January 22, 2014
Born in 1992, in the harsh woodlands of Essex, England. Nubs (formally known as Lacey) was found as a babe by a menacing pack of grey wolves. Though the wolves first thought was to eat little Lacey, they only managed to nibble off her arms when they noticed the sweet side of her. They then decided to keep her and raise her as their own kin. They called her Nubs because the nibble wounds left her with wee stumps for arms. Over the years, Nubs realized she didn't belong with the wolves, she was different. She headed out into the vast city of London, England where she proceeded to become a Physical Education teacher. Even though she is now civilized, she is still called Nubs. Sometimes, when there is a full moon, you can hear her howling in the middle of the night, lifting her little nubby arms up to the sky.
Wee little gnome #1: Do you hear that howling?
Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.
Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?
Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.
Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.
Wee little gnome #2: Why, yes I do. I believe that is Nubs.
Wee little gnome #1: Nubs?
Wee little gnome #2: Yes, Nubs. You know, the girl who was raised by wolves and has wee stumpy arms.
Wee little gnome #1: Ah, yes. I remember her now. She teaches my wee little gnome daughter's P.E. class.
by givemesomebodytonub April 7, 2009