Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.
I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.
Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.
If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.
Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.
If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.
by Scnd January 24, 2011
A term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. The witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons dick.
by Hoss_Meat June 2, 2011
Wait. Plain and simple. Acceptable mixed gender alternative is "hold your donkey". Either way, it's #HYD.
by Birdie#697 July 29, 2014
guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*
by 'bouttogodown March 24, 2011
by Rod Levi March 10, 2018
by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010
similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'
by The Sensation of YHS June 28, 2011