we are doing this definition just to piss off english poofs
teachers and english poofs say its spelt 'a lot' we say, its spelt alot
it is also like the name of a monster
teachers and english poofs say its spelt 'a lot' we say, its spelt alot
it is also like the name of a monster
by haz and jaz August 28, 2017
A mythical creature used to replace the misspelling of the word "a lot" so that something may make a bit of sense in the world.
I like this Alot.
by Cytherea April 19, 2010
The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)
I like this Alot more.
by waterdude125 July 5, 2011
(noun) The Alot is a big furry creature that looks something like a cross between a pug, a yak and a bear. It is most well-known for its superior swimming abilities. This animal is commonly mistaken as another way of saying "a lot".
"I like this alot more" THIS MEANS: "I like this Alot more than that Alot" DOES NOT MEAN: "I like this a lot more"
"Alot of fire" THIS MEANS: "This Alot is made of fire" DOES NOT MEAN: "That is a lot of fire"
"Charging alot" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is charging" DOES NOT MEAN: "This is charging a lot"
"Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is better at swimming than Michael Phelps DOES NOT MENA: "<noun> is a lot better at swimming than Michael Phelps"
"Alot of fire" THIS MEANS: "This Alot is made of fire" DOES NOT MEAN: "That is a lot of fire"
"Charging alot" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is charging" DOES NOT MEAN: "This is charging a lot"
"Alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps" THIS MEANS: "The Alot is better at swimming than Michael Phelps DOES NOT MENA: "<noun> is a lot better at swimming than Michael Phelps"
by iamameme January 19, 2013
Alot, contracting two words can save alot of time.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.
by theperm December 6, 2007
by Taither May 12, 2008
by alotment11 June 15, 2019