8 definitions by waterdude125

You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!
by waterdude125 January 2, 2011
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Douchebag:Hey,you're C.O.O.L.
Awesome:No,I'm a J.E.R.K.!
by waterdude125 March 14, 2011
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To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.
I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.
by waterdude125 June 24, 2011
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An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.
I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!
by waterdude125 September 29, 2021
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A unique account only used when the username goes along with the response.Usually only used once.(Originated on Reddit)
username: potatoshmotato
That's what she said.
username: Novelty-Account
Hey,use a novelty account.
username: Thats-what-she-said
Already on it.
by waterdude125 January 29, 2011
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The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)
I like this Alot more.
by waterdude125 July 5, 2011
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