After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.
D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!
by dmezz October 23, 2009
A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.
My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.
by iMacThere4iAm May 23, 2010
The act of smearing cream cheese around the ring of your girls asshole, fucking her in the ass, pulling out and blowing your load on her face, then as she precedes to suck your cock, you have a delicious cream cheese and cum mixture all over your dick and her face. This one will surely make her happy.
Jimmy: "Hey Bob, I gave Susan an Oklahoma Afternoon Snack at the sock hop last night, and she really liked it!"
Bob: "Jimmy you sick fuck, doesn't that involve her sucking on your cum, cream cheese, and shit covered dick?"
Jimmy: "Why yes it does! It sure is delightful!"
Bob: "Jimmy you sick fuck, doesn't that involve her sucking on your cum, cream cheese, and shit covered dick?"
Jimmy: "Why yes it does! It sure is delightful!"
by AlabamaBob May 11, 2010
A phrase of unknown origin, but common in the American South to refer to the hottest time of Summer when even the dogs slept under the porch in the shade. With no escaping the heat, all time stood still and everyone slept.
This was a dog day afternoon. The heat got to us all and even old yeller slept all day under the porch while the last of the corn dried in the field.
by Kim Bean August 18, 2019
The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.
All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2018
The forbidden art of masterbation in which the masterbater props his feet upon a wall while laying on his back, preferably on a bed for comfort, and masterbates until ejaculation with hopes of his ejaculate reaching the face.
My roommate thought it was pretty odd when I asked him to take a picture of me performing the Afternoon Delight.
by Vault September 30, 2006
As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"
by Gravy111 November 1, 2010