by someone February 24, 2005
Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".
"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.
Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling
"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.
Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling
If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
"Band for band" references showing off your money in bands, i.e. $1000 denominations. Term used by degenerate Dollhouse players who stay on Discord and ROBLOX all day, whilst simultaneously not having shit to their name. If you use this definition unironically you're most likely broke as fuck to begin with.
TL;DR term used by broke boys trying to talk shit.
TL;DR term used by broke boys trying to talk shit.
somewhatnormalguy100: "yo, you know it isn't cool to act like a piece of shit towards random people just playing games, right?"
soundcloud_minor_groomer: "neva asked for yo opinion 😹😹😹 drop the dizzy right now real talk, count up band for band."
*soundcloud_minor_groomer, not having any money whatsoever, later on proceeds to ask his discord friends for nitro*
soundcloud_minor_groomer: "neva asked for yo opinion 😹😹😹 drop the dizzy right now real talk, count up band for band."
*soundcloud_minor_groomer, not having any money whatsoever, later on proceeds to ask his discord friends for nitro*
by fmda August 28, 2022
An acronym created gang leader SK which stands for Bitch Ass Niggas Deserve Every Disrespect and used as a mantra in the SNL gang, the Street Niggas for Life, a gang formed east of Chicago.
Guy 1: "Man that punk ass bitch is stealing your business, nigga!"
Guy 2: "BANDED, my nigga, BANDED."
Guy 2: "BANDED, my nigga, BANDED."
by Bandit2222222 July 10, 2009
SUPERIOR music ensemble in schools. PWNS orchestras, both schools and professionals. Will take over and dominate the concert music world. Everybody writes for this group. Nobody writes for orchestras because it is an obsolete fossil or relic going extinct.
The band PWNED the orchestra at the concert today. The band made the orchestra look like pussies. Only pussies play in orchestras. Bands ROCK.
by Bandos PWNS orchies March 26, 2008