nostril sex

This is a form of sex that inlcudes 3 people. One guy, one girl, and some ugly ass dude. This happens when the guy sticks his dick into a girls nostril and she jerks it in her nostril. Then the man jizzes into the girl's nose. The ugly ass dude must take the picture in order for it to count.

Yo, me and Rachele had some sweet nostril sex and Mike Z took the picture.

by Jewboy Fresh April 11, 2008

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew October 27, 2007

Cock Nostril

1) A nostril so big, a cock could literally fit inside of it.

2) Having intercourse with someone in a new and exciting orifice.

ex 1) Yo that girl had one hell of a Cock Nostril!

ex 2) Yo that was one hell of a Cock Nostril last night!

by Jenton and Shaiya November 5, 2004

Nostril hump

Nostril hump is when you fuck a niga in da nostril. When they have a cold. Causing deep aroushole and super sweaty nads when a person is in a serious state of depression and eastenders isnt on.Nostril hump

Safe Niga, i love to fuck you in the nostril. Ur mumma is a hot peice of fudge init. Nostril hump

by Steven But Head June 19, 2008

Ass Nostril

1. Anus
2. An annoying or obnoxious person.
3. A bad place to store your keys.

1. It would suck to be a midget... every time you get in line you're eye level with a row full of Ass Nostrils.

2.Joe did what to your dog? And you didn't charge him? You Ass Nostril!

3. Most people just put that stuff in their pockets.

by strangehouse March 27, 2007

bust a nostril

to sneeze.

a feeling of arousal after sneezing when you have congestion in your nasal passage.

EM: I woke up all stuffy today.

EG: Me too.

EM *sneeze*

EG: Bless you

EM: That felt so damn good. Now I know why they say that sneezing is like an orgasm for your face when you're sick. I just bust a nostril

by ShadowPorker April 12, 2011

Crotch Nostril

Another word for vagina.

"I had her crotch nostril dripping like a water tap by the time I was done"

by #1fagit October 7, 2013