A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.
"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."
by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010
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To cum on a table and have her snort it
Brian: I gave Jenna a salty nostril
Mike: You made her snort your cum?
Brian: Hell Yes!!
William: Thats Nuts
by SemperFi2013 February 27, 2007
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Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.
"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."
by Joseph Conrad January 1, 2008
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The act of a girl giving you a blowjob where your dick reaches the back of her throat and once you bust, cum shoots out of her nostrils.
Bro, so last night this girl was giving me head and I busted my nuts and all of a sudden she got cum nostrils!
by ThugontheInterwebs July 16, 2017
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when a person sometimes curses and jerks head down in a sneezing motion
Ezra has a naughty nostril.
by handsomevirgil August 20, 2009
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