Nostrich

When the mic is touching your nose

"My mic is doing the nostrich right now".

by Flurple snurple January 2, 2017

Nostrich

A ostrich nostril, but can be used as a insult

You are such a nostrich

by Camsimmastar June 1, 2018

nostrich

when you're dumb enough to classify for a hardwood dining table and misspell the word 'nostril' at two in the morning and hate every ounce of your brain cell with passion

'hey look i can sing with my mouth closed.'
'okay but can you sing through your nostrich'
'did you just-'

by iraLuvsDisgustingbeans June 4, 2020

nostrich

A special species of ostrich that is capable of using nitrous.

Wow look at that nostrich tear up the track!

by Tristan Summers March 1, 2016