noustache 

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.

After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.

noustache by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008

nosestache

A lone hair that protrudes from one of your nostrils.

Occurs on men who don't keep their nose hairs trimmed. May be more evident right after said man blows his nose.

"I blew my nose this morning and, apparently, I've been walking around all day with a long nosestache"

nosestache by Prof XXX January 1, 2004

Nosecheese

An emulsified mixture of grease, skin flakes, black head juice and white head puss hiding in the crevasses of your eye glasses, that without proper debreeding by a reluctant optician would eventually render the glasses FUCKED.

Suzi and Alex reluctantly stomped into the back room to debreed the fat fuck's nosecheese from his glasses.

Nosecheese by j_keylor December 24, 2009

Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.

"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."

Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Nostache 

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.

Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.

Nostache by medicophilic August 1, 2014

noustache 

a moustache having sex

have you ever seen a noustache?

noustache by FPM June 7, 2007

NOSTASCHE 

Found on both males and females ; nostril hair which extends over the top.

I gave my Aunty a nose hair trimmer for Christmas - her NOSTASCHE was getting out of control!

NOSTASCHE by Antrimade May 22, 2016