3 definitions by Terrance Yothwater

Thirstometer

The mental device that all men possess that is able to determine if he should go near a girl or not by judging her thirst level.

"Man, Candace was at the party last night and my thirstometer was going crazy!"

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Swag

A word that was created by some half drunk, half stoned jackass in a club. Pretty much the most commonly used word in the entire goddamn universe. Made immortal by Justin Beiber (A half drunk, half stoned jackass) and now used not only to describe a person who is a complete and utter shitbird, but also used as an alternate word for, "Mental Defect."

"Did you hear that little asshat with his pants hanging down around his knees?"
"No, why?"
"Ah, he said 'swag' like seven times in one sentence."

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Nostache

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.

"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014