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1. nosebleed
A less embarassing but more irritating alternative to developing a boner.
by Lover Boy Sep 16, 2003 share this
2. nosebleed
Sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become sexually excited. It's usually embarrassing and something the character will probably try to cover up. Though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.
Sailor Venus had a nosebleed just thinking about Yaten Kou in the anime version of Sailor Moon.

He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.
3. nosebleed
what one gets when a male sees a fucking hot female; an instananeous rush of blood to the nose (and also wordpenis) when one is excited by a member of the opposite sex.
The girl was so fucking hot I had a nosebleed.
by ryoko mitake Aug 27, 2003 share this
4. nosebleed
1.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible heights.

2.) Metaphorically used to describe incredible speeds.
1.) They went to the arena and got the nosebleed seats.

2.) This T1 line is nosebleed fast.
by Justin Chase Jul 7, 2004 share this
5. nosebleed

1. putative and profuse nasal bleeding

2, having to do with something in a high location (from the notion that nosebleeds can be caused be high altitudes)
I had a major nosebleed after getting home.
6. Nosebleed
I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.
Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!
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