nose mine 

a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect

Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!

nose mine by Mad Coyote July 28, 2010

nose miner 

One who spends copious amounts of time picking their nose.

Oy, get your finger out of there you little nose miner!

nose miner by Bryianzum April 12, 2008

nose miner 

a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).

I wish i had a nose miner to reach these crusty boogers.

nose miner by PickAx Mcgee March 26, 2009

nose miner 

A child.

That snot-nosed nose miner!

nose miner by Ereck Flowers August 20, 2017

noseminers 

a small child that has no inhibitions about picking their nose in public right in front of strangers, and pulling a huge booger.

Arrgggh, I can't sit at this table to eat, there are two little noseminers across from us.

noseminers by VegasBob LIVES! November 17, 2004

Noseminer 

Someone who mines their nose in search of the famous booger colored gold. Then they eat what they find. pineapple

Your mom is a noseminer.

Noseminer by Beanbag_Potato June 7, 2018