Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)
You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
The act of eating a taco bell then doing a massive diarrhoea on a girls hair, putting your penis in their arse, and then using the girl's hair as the tip of a paintbrush to paint walls/buildings/structures while using your erection to aim
Arshia: Heard you stayed at Katie's last night?
Nathan: Yeah man. We watched love is blind and then i gave her a normington paintbrush on the living room walls
Arshia: Awh hell yeah! Hope you remembered to spray some febreeze afterwards