Norsworthy Cock Punch 

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

Norsworthy Cock Punch by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

Northworstern 

Fitting name for Northwestern University. A dry campus that is filled with extraordinarily lame students.
Many have never been exposed to a traditional undergraduate experience. The terms beer bong, keg stand, pre-games are completely foreign to them.

The graduating students are socially inept. Although they go on to be successful in the workforce, Northworstern graduates make for the worst workplace conversations and are often buzzkills.

Interviewer: Hi Laura, tell me about yourself
Northworstern Student: HI!!! ... *awkward pause*
Interviewer: Hello, Laura. Please tell me about yourself...Ugh why do we keep invited these students for interviews?! These Northworstern students are literally the WORST.
Northworstern Student: I graduated magna cum lade with a degree in engineering and a minor in psychology. I enjoy reading.

Northworstern by Punnnn April 14, 2015

Norsworthy 

A Norsworthy is a person who is a sex master. He is quiet if you don't know him, but he is the loudest person in the world when he makes a touchdown in the bedroom. In fact, a Norsworthy's dick is so large, is is likely known as cockzilla!

Wow, did you see Mr. Norsworthy today? I wish I could get with that...

Norsworthy by IAMAWESOME2 April 23, 2015

Northworst 

Northwest Airlines. Those who do not loathe them, tolerate them. Try Fun Country – I mean, Sun Country – for flights to and from Minneapolis!

My flight back from Amsterdam was on stinkin' Northworst. The plane was so old; I thought it was going to fall apart, piece by piece, over the Atlantic.

Northworst by RoddickRemixed September 28, 2007