A vulgar term referring to the direct male descendant of a female dog. It is used in a condescending tone to mean "son of a bitch." It is the ultimate comeback and will leave certain members in tears.

That guy wouldn't give me any of his weed! What a nopalero!

nopalero by UpdogULTIMATE May 2, 2008

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Noplegorph

Saying this word has the power to stop Chuck Norris's round house kick. However, it does not and never will stop his kick for you. For instance, if Chuck himself is in the motion of round housing kicking you, or is about/wants to and you speak of this word or even say it, it won't stop his kick. You may not or cannot say this word for future protection against a kick from him towards you. But, if you say the word it will stop Chuck Norris's kick.

Oh my God! Sebastien is going to round housed by CHUCK NORRIS!!!! NOPLEGORPH!!
Hey you know what guys?
What?
Noplegorph.
What the hell?
If Chuck Norris was doing a round house kick I had just stopped it...

Noplegorph by I am better than Chuck Norris! November 19, 2009

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Noperope

A long animal with no arms of legs commonly referred to as a snake. Some large some small but most people do not like this noperope

Oh look it’s a noperope! We better skidattle!

Noperope by cambam0219 October 26, 2020

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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