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noun or verb: To invite someone in the strict, technical, and polite sense, but to describe it as so lame that he or she wouldn't actually want to come.
"are you doing anything good this weekend?"
"nah, my dog is sick, so I have to stay home and give her pills every few hours. my house is a mess and I may have the flu. but you can totally come over and hang out if you want. we'll order pizza."

definately a nonvite
nonvite by Dustin TC January 29, 2008
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an invitation that you are not supposed to except, because you were hesitantly, i mean "not really" invited. the nonviter makes the event sound lame and uses phrases like "come if you want" or "your welcome to join us"
Sophie: R u going to the chili contest tonight???
Paliswamy: no.
Sophie: boo hoo, let's go out!! i'm so excited to see you!
Paliswamy: ya see, i'm meeting cool tony and his cool friends at a bar near my place soon. you can come if you want
Sophie: was that a nonvite?
Paliswamy: look, your welcome to come. i hate the bar near my place. it's gay. your totally welcome to come though, really
Sophie: nonvited again
nonvite by pavbhaji February 6, 2010
When everyone gets invited to an event except you and all you hear about is people talking about the event in front of you.
I was nonvited to my friend's birthday party. I wonder how it went.
nonvite by 252015 November 6, 2015

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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