Slang for the word "nong". Also meaning idiot/stupid etc
"You are such a nong head!"
by kool_kimbo September 13, 2006
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A ning-nong, frequently abbreviated to nong, is someone who has done something stupid or clumsy and has caused a nuisance to others. Although it is can be an insult, it is often used affectionately, especially by Australians.
"Ah Charlie, you're such a ning-nong!" (in reply to a deliberately weak joke.)

Why did you go and invite that ning-nong to our barbecue? He's embarrassing all our guests!

"Stop being such a ning-nong, will you? You're upsetting your sister!
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A Beautiful Thai Ladyboy who won Miss Tiffany Universe in 2004. She had SRS when she was 17 and was 19 when she won the pageant.
Nong Poy, turning straight guys gay since 1983.
by tehpwnzerer November 27, 2008
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1: a wanker, dick, gimp etc
2: someone who says, or does something retarded
3: a person who says ning nong
after accepting a bet (of $5) to smoke a pubic hair bong
"OMG WTF that guy is such a fucking ning nong"

by im the best August 3, 2006
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Someone whom you love, and want to hit with a light insult.
Most frequently used when sarcastic, after something stupid is sarcastically said, and believed by a gullable person.
'Becca, you're such a nim nong!' :)
by Katya and Becca January 15, 2008
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