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Non-Traditional Slytherin

-Non-traditional Slytherins- The ones that just take Salazar's traditions and traits that we are associated with our house and throw it out the window and make way for some new Slytherin that they made up...the ones that think these traits and traditions are bad and wants us to follow the "good" traits that they deem appropriate for us.

- Non-traditional Slytherins are those who were hoping to be in another house, disappointed to be sorted into Slytherin because they either a) buy into all that stereotype about how we're only all evil or b) have thought of themselves as another house for years. But they're stuck here even though they want to be elsewhere, so they decide to be the "good" Slyths, the ones who display all these "brave, smart" etc qualities of other houses, proving to themselves that they are different from other snakes and are better, maybe alleviating their own bad feeling about ending up here. They think they're showing that they're a Slyth without really being a Slyth, as if that's a good thing.
"Hey I'm a slyth, but don't judge me or think bad of me, I'm not evil and dark, I am NON-TRADITIONAL SLYTHERIN!"

non-traditional straight 

People who likes people that look like the opposite sex. If a male who sexually attracted to a person that looks like a women despite whether they identify as a male or female and vice versa they're non-traditional straight.
Being non-traditional straight kind of blurs the line bisexuality and heterosexuality.

non-traditional student 

A 45-year-old undergraduate college student who dropped out of high school, realized that they'll never get a good job, got their GED, and is studying hopelessly for a degree. Natural habitats for these creatures primarily include second-rate community colleges and technical schools.
After dropping out of high school and spending 25 years as a janitor, Joe got a GED and became a non-traditional student at the local community college.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026