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An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.
A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)
non-joke by tahutoa June 10, 2016
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non-dimensional joke

When someone attempts to make a 1-dimensional joke but instead makes a joke that lacks even the slightest hint of a shallow dimension. To make it worse, the joke often contains stereotypical, dorky, and/or unfiltered humor and references and is still not funny.

The joke often results in complete silence and awkwardness.
Patrick: *Making a cocktail*
Group of Girls: What drink are you making?
Patrick: Corpse Reviver -- but I'm so tired right now, this drink won't even revive me!
Everyone: *Silence*
Kory: Now THAT was a non-dimensional joke!
non-dimensional joke by karsick August 15, 2018

Non-veg joke 

an Indian slang for a dirty joke (a joke containing references to bodies and sexual activities)
Please don't make any non-veg jokes in front of my mom, she thinks i am very innocent.
Non-veg joke by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022

inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

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inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities 

When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

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