Definitions by he.mi.sh
jeeneetard
r/JEENEETards is a community on Reddit, the members being preparers of JEE and NEET entrance exams in India. Lakhs of people give these exams. This commnity's name is a portmanteau of words 'JEE', 'NEET' and 'retards'.
jeeneetard by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
bulla
a derogatory word used for muslims in India. Originally 'mulla' means Muslim. Due to internet culture, several people started putting the letter 'B' in some derogatory words, like 'nibba' instead of 'nig*a', the same way 'mulla' became 'bulla'
Jharkhand doesn't exist
Jharkhand is a state in Republic of India. Reddit users in India started this copypasta that Jharkhand doesn't exist, much like the copypasta 'Women don't exist'
You know Priyanka Chopra does not exist, because she was born in Jharkhand, and Jharkhand doesn't exist.
Jharkhand doesn't exist by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
Devi
Devi is a character in Netflix's Never Have I Ever. She is character who just messes things up or just reacts angrily, or making other people annyoed. 'Devi' as a slang can be used both as a verb and noun.
Me to my friend: That girl in our class is always annoyed at things. She is such a Devi.
(This below example was itself used in the show Never Have I Ever)
Kamala (Devi's cousin): You again Devi'd this situation.
(This below example was itself used in the show Never Have I Ever)
Kamala (Devi's cousin): You again Devi'd this situation.
Sima Aunty from Mumbai
Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Sima Aunty from Mumbai by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
Wayland
a set of protocols for graphical environment on Linux or other Unix-like systems. Generally seen as an alternative to Xorg (or a rebel to Xorg by some), it would take a lot of time for Wayland to surpass Xorg due to serveral limitations.
Friend: I use OBS for screen recording.
Me: I could use that now given that wayland supports screen sharing now, but the global keybinds have still not arrived yet, so I am just gonna use HDMI output to record my screen.
Me: I could use that now given that wayland supports screen sharing now, but the global keybinds have still not arrived yet, so I am just gonna use HDMI output to record my screen.