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That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.
I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed
by The Dude of Bong-itude January 17, 2006

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bathroom disapointment fart piss urinal