Billy no mates

British Slang
A person with no friends, or at least someone who appears that way.
Other similar uses:
1) On his bill - On his own
2) Has been billied - Has been abandoned (by friends)
3) A billy - one with no friends

"That Danny lad is a right billy-no-mates."
"Look at that lad over there on his bill."
"David's been billied! Haha!"
"Ryan is a billy..."

Billy no mates by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

norman no-mates 

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.

Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink

norman no-mates by Rob* June 24, 2014

nigel no mates 

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

nigel no mates by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018

jonny no mates 

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

jonny no mates by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

No Mates 

Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.

Look at Allen he is a No Mates.

No Mates by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009

GAYJOHN NO MATES 

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.

"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"

GAYJOHN NO MATES by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Nomatosed 

When a short person drinks too much, passes out and looks like a garden gnome.

Jim: Shit man, look at short stack, she's passed out in the garden! Looks like a gnome!
Kirk: Yup, she's fucking nomatosed!

Nomatosed by moard September 12, 2016