2 definitions by moard

Short for "Mother-Fucking Fucking Retard!"
Used when there are kids around and you don't want to swear.
That moard cut me off!
by moard July 2, 2014
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When a short person drinks too much, passes out and looks like a garden gnome.
Jim: Shit man, look at short stack, she's passed out in the garden! Looks like a gnome!
Kirk: Yup, she's fucking nomatosed!
by moard September 13, 2016
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