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noDickitis 

1. Several days or longer without having a good dicking

2. When you want some dick but due to circumstances like being single, long distance relationships, employment, separation, newly divorced, medical issues/recovery, etc... causes you to have the inability to have consistent or frequent dicking.

3. When you become languished, ill mood, bitchy, or lower your standards to just get a dick
I have noDickitis, it’s been three weeks since I’ve had some good dick.

I keep going back to my exboyfriend, because I get a bad case of NoDickitis if I go more than 4-5 days with no sex.

I went out dancing with friends, my NoDickitis was flaring! I went home with this guy that wasn’t even a 4, but he had a dick. NoDickitis no longer flared up.
noDickitis by Ree_Nuh December 20, 2020
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A girl who doesn't know her own worth. She's the most beautiful, nice, caring, sweet, gorgeous, just all around fabulous gal you'll ever meet. She deserves better than what she has, she deserves the best of the best. She hasn't got the best of the best, her life hasn't been the best, her boyfriends have never been good enough, living in not dandy conditions. She's the best thing that will ever happen to you; if you meet a Nodica, don't mess things up, you'll regret it. So don't fuck up, it's the worst mistake you will ever make.
Guy1: Dude, i messed up with Nodica, we broke up!

Guy2: You fucked up big time, bro! She's a once in a lifetime kind of girl!
Nodica by Seems_Legit May 15, 2014

nodicasitis 

(n.) A condition brought on by a sexual drought. Can be applied to women or gay men. This condition is not cured by masturbation.

The cure for nodicasitis is coxycilin.
Jane suffered from such a severe case of nodicasitis, she considered hiring a prostitute for relief.
nodicasitis by MeMaMi July 13, 2007
Don't feel like clubbing tonight. Although, I do feel like nodging.
nodging by love90250 April 13, 2015
When one 50's gangster means no to another
Hey Ma, How Bout Them Cookies....NO DICE.....This Aint Ova
NoDice by Sean And MiKe June 13, 2003

nodickatall 

A person with a very..very small penis;
i.e. A Craig or A Marty.
nodickatall by Anonymous February 3, 2003