A Nobin prickard is a fellow who seems to unknowingly
tell tales of false goings on, a fellow who takes a story
and tells it to a level of complete undignified fabrication.
Tales of throwing tv's out of the window, taking up smoking
because of child abuse, causing "mayhem" ahem, with ones dad.
Usually part of a scout troop, the Nobin Prickard is found in large
packs of tie wearing toggle bashers who listen to busted, and actually
"Dude, have you seen how shit that guys tattoos are?"
"Yeah, what a nobin prickard."
"Guys im in trouble, i broke my leg in 7 places yesterday, then had to
run to the hospital but bumped into a mormon who convinced me that hospitals
are morally wrong. so i decided to take him to the pub and we had seventy pints of ale each...and then we had a massive fight!"
"yeah yeah, okay...we believe you" " who the hell is this kid, Nobin prickard?"
"once i saw a baby eat 20 cigarettes in a single go"
"man stop it you Nobin prickard, we all know thats not true"
|2.||obin nobin gobin dobin|
friendly response to a mate when they have done something stupid or out of character
mate1: I've nodded off, and spilt me beer down me kecks
mate2: You obin nobin gobin dobin. Here, take half of mine.
chum1: I was tricked into selling Mayfair last night when playing Monopoly at me bird's house.
chum2: You obin nobin gobin dobin! Wot did I tell you - never sell the blues! Man alive!
|3.||slobbin zee knobbin|
The act of fellatio, meant to be said quickly in a german accent.
How about dinner, a movie, and slobbin zee knobbin?
|4.||Chunky chocolate milkshake|
take a steamy dump in a blender, add a little bit of milk then politely pour it into the womens vagina. Make sure the blended poop isn't blended too well so it still has its chunky poop texture. After pouring it fuck the womens pussy and get your dick covered in poop and let the women suck it off
My women said she was in the mood for a chunky chocolate milkshake so I gave her one