the no sandwich

Starting in bed, when a girl is all playful "noo, i dont wanna have sex" but after some strategic maneuvering, you're all up in that and shes like "yesssss, yessss, oh god, yesss", but then the bitch gets all back to the "no" in court a few months later.

Yeah, she brought me to court for sexual assault and hit me with "the no sandwich". She swore to God both times...what a liar

the no sandwich by Dester December 4, 2010

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no homo sandwich

The use of the term "no homo" at the beginning and end of a statement to ensure no one can possibly even begin to question your sexual orientation.

No homo sandwich: "No homo, but I sucked a dude's dick, no homo."

Example:" I thought Greg was cool but he uses the no homo sandwich enough that it makes me wonder."

no homo sandwich by Herpderpflerp August 7, 2011

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Poop Sandwich No Bread

The act of hitting a bowl and sucking ash into your mouth.

Haywood wanted last hit but ended up with a poop sandwich no bread.

Poop Sandwich No Bread by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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