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Definitions by Juggy-E-Fresh

A term West Virginians use to describe the act of molestation.
"Why did your mom ground you?"

"I got grounded cuz my mama caught me wierdin my sister again."
wierdin by Juggy-E-Fresh June 19, 2009

Fat Cock 

Something that your dad does not want to be known as.
Son: Fat Cock!

Dad: Don't call me that!
Fat Cock by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Petermann 

When your friend tells you that his girl is "fine as fuck" and when you finally see her she is a 300lb Honduran immigrant.
I was excited to meet his girl, but when i saw her i found out that a petermann had been pulled on me.
Petermann by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Parkersburg Poop Plug 

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.
Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

Least Stondest 

Gathering with your friends in front of a mirror after a good burn, the last one to crack a smile is the least stondest.
Luigi lost least stondest to chickenboy, indian sharkboy and alien fetus.

appalacian anal intruder 

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.
hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

tobedawg 

Immediately needing an emergency circumcision after getting your foreskin caught on the bunkbed.
Last night Toby had a bad dream and pulled a tobedawg.
tobedawg by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009