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Saying "NO" like Darth Vader 

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..
Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...

take no like Kobe 

Verb. To 'take no like Kobe' means you do not take 'no' for an answer. This is, of course, a reference to the 2003 sexual assault allegations against Kobe Bryant. He never really admitted that he did anything wrong and was never convicted of any crime, but we're all pretty certain of the truth.
George- "Fucking Andy keeps hittin' me up for weed when I already told him I don't have any.

Nate- "Yeah that dude take no like Kobe."
take no like Kobe by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!
Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

There's no fever like yellow fever 

A catchphrase to counter to "once you go black" or repel the notion that Asian men are effeminate and lack the sexual prowess to please a woman.
Example 1:

Woman: You know "once you go black, you never go back..."

Asian Man: Well, that's because you haven't caught the fever because "there's no fever like yellow fever."

Example 2:

Woman: I don't know, I'm not attracted to Asians sexually...

Asian Man: That's because you haven't experienced the fever, because "there's no fever like yellow fever."

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS 

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.