jelly no pogo stick 

TL;DR Some random words i strung together whilst in the shower.

One of my friends has a gf that has a fat ass honker, and the made a tiktok where the girl jumps and the guy tackles her, except he tackles like a little baby bitch boi, and then I said "he hit her with that jelly no pogo stick"

Damn, you hit him with that jelly no pogo stick

jelly no pogo stick by fucxk January 13, 2021

all that jelly and no toast 

when you see a girl who has potential and is attractive but isnt giving it to any guy

Look at that girl standing over there...all that jelly and no toast..

all that jelly and no toast by ThatNiggaRule September 20, 2006

all that jelly and no toast 

when you think a girl is hot but a little fat, i.e. a larger girl with a lot of potential.

"Damn that plump chick over there is kinda cute" "Yeah, all that Jelly and no toast."

all that jelly and no toast by DSkin April 30, 2006

No jello

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.

Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives

Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"

Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."

- OR -

Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.

No jello by Dr. Boston April 18, 2010

No jello

When you want to say something mean or rude about someone but in a total innocent, serious, honest and wholeheartedly way and that it has nothing to do with jealousy. And you know you're NOT jealous.

I really hate her boobs. They're way too big, really. No jello.

This man has an annoying smile, why do girls for it so much? No jello, dude.

No jello by galbgalb July 5, 2012