No change there 

A witty response to a comment somebody else made, commonly used to insult a person.
Works in a similar way to that's what she said.

Boy 1: "Dude, this zit on my face makes me look really ugly"
Boy 2: "No change there"


Girl 1: "That dress Mary is wearing makes her look sooooo fat"
Girl 2: "No change there"

No change there by Jibbyjames January 24, 2009

no range no change

A basketball phrase used when shooting around and one person makes a shot that is too close in proximity to the basket, yet they still demand the ball. The phrase originated in Larkspur, CA along with no call no ball

Rusty M makes 5 foot shot
Andrew C: no range no change man
Rusty M: shut up dude that's not a thing
Andrew C: It will be....

no range no change by letsgomarlins January 12, 2017

lane change no blinker 

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

lane change no blinker by johnny lurline February 17, 2007

No Chance, Bro 

The arbitrary response when a male accomplice talks about, or even merely refers to, your sister. Often, the one that mentioned her gets cut off mid-sentence, the other not even caring about the remaining sentence.

"Hey dude, isn't that your sis--"
"No chance, bro."
"Huh?"

"Man, your dad just called your sister had a car cr--"
"No chance, bro."
"Hell is wrong with you, boy?!"

No Chance, Bro by Chiggaman January 7, 2009

You have no chance to survive, make your time 

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

You have no chance to survive, make your time by Cheshil March 20, 2004

No Chance 

No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.

John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways.

No Chance by Pylon February 5, 2008

no chance Lance 

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

no chance Lance by DKapp October 8, 2013