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The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 08, 2013

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