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an insulting name to California for Nevada. In Nevada there is no California, hence no-cal. an easy way to distinguish californians between Nevadans is we use the hyphen, which is only proper Also Nor-Neva and So-Neva can be used, depending on your region of Nevada. Reno=Nor-Neva, Las Vegas=So-Neva. Neva is the chosen nickname for Nevada, due to the hotel Cal-Neva on the North Shore of Lake Tahoe, in which the border goes through the hotel.
you're from socal? I'm from No-Cal.

isnt that northern california?

no, northern californians are from NORcal, you silly surf bum :)
no-cal by pinchefrijol July 20, 2009
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No Call No Show

The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job.

To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or call ever again.
John hated his job at taco bell so when friday came along he pulled a no call/no show on them.
No Call No Show by DB January 14, 2005

No-caller 

A person who never picks up the phone or never calls anyone, instead relying on text messages to communicate.
Elijah is such a no-caller, whenever I call him, he doesnt respond until I text him.
No-caller by Eialjh October 15, 2010

No Calculators Allowed 

When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.
If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.
No Calculators Allowed by MathPlus October 31, 2021

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You 

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You
Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Porque no te callas? 

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?
Porque no te callas? by duh-nee December 15, 2007

No bb call me wigglings 

Something to say to someone when they call you a name as a sarcastic remark.
"You're such a dumb*ss"

"no bb call me wigglings"