Wrinkle Funk

The smell you get when you leave your clean laundry at your ex-girlfriends house and she has sex with her new boyfriend on top of your clothes... then she folds them and gives 'em back to you... you bring them home and they smell like "wrinkle funk"

Ashley: "Wanna have sex on coopers clean clothes?"

Joe: "You dont' have to ask me twice... Are you gonna send 'em home wrinkle funk?"

by Atlanta'cuse February 17, 2011

wrinkle room

a gay bar populated mostly by men of the older variety. Believed by some to be sleazier, they are often less attitude-riven than younger hipper joints and can offer a welcome alternative to such establishments.

That wrinkle room always cheers me up - you can guarantee someone will buy you a drink in there...

by Andrew Karasek April 17, 2011

tit wrinkle

the wrinkles at the sides of the eyes from staring at titties.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

wrinkle fucker

(A homestuck weapon) John Egberts hammer made of two irons (wrinkle remover things) and a pogo stick

Wrinkle fucker is amazing

by Ryguy186 May 2, 2017

Turd Wrinkle

The lines and crevices in ones turd. Truly used for the lowest form of douche bag

This effing turd wrinkle just tried to give me exact change for his olde english and his swisher sweet cigarillo.

by The retail guy January 21, 2011

wrinkle sucker

Someone who gives oral sex to a man aged over 60.

Person 1: God, your husband is so old!

Person 2: Yeah I know, I'm such a wrinkle sucker!

by El Pesuado June 6, 2010

Dirt Wrinkle

Another term for asshole.

I stuck my finger in her dirt wrinkle and she shot across the room like a rocket.

by Detroit Jesus July 12, 2009