NSD- NO STRESS DISORDER: When someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren't comfortable enough for them. Characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little bitch with no purpose. Closely associated with Little Bitch Syndrome (LBS) and carries many of the same properties. It is the opposite of PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress. Many people suffering from NSD will claim to have PTSD, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. These people are generally, but not always, in the military. Their "combat tours" are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, participate in "combat salsa", eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. Symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don't deserve.
"We went back to the FOB the other day and we couldn't find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for COMBAT SALSA and found them. They were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. When we asked why they weren't in the office, they said it was their day off. These motherfuckers have NSD- no stress disorder. FOBBIT Little Bitch Syndrome
by H8Fobbits February 7, 2015
n. Abbr. PFSD
A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.
A psychological disorder affecting individuals who have experienced failing miserably at playing(or attempting to play) the notoriously annoying yet addicting app game 'Flappy Bird', characterized by recurrent flashbacks of the traumatic event, smashed phones/ipads, irritability, anxiety, and social withdrawal.
"ZOMG Liz started smacking her head with her shoe after she got a 1 on flappy bird"
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."
"Guess she has PFSD"
"What dat?"
"Postflapmatic Stress Disorder". Look it up, nigga."
by scienceBITCH February 7, 2014
A condition experienced by people which causes them to act outrageously or rebelliously. This can be caused by intrusive/incessant paparazzi, their lack of privacy/worldwide attention, and sensationalist tabloids. The severity of the disorder in an individual is directly proportional to their fame (more famous= more stress). Unfortunately, their outrageous/rebellious actions do not expose their dilemma, but only draw more negative attention. :(
Britney Spears' buzz-cut is a clear symptom of Celebrity-Stress-Disorder.
"Bob found another tabloid calling him a bigot." "That isn't going to help his CSD."
"Bob found another tabloid calling him a bigot." "That isn't going to help his CSD."
by Harry Dicke May 14, 2010
The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.
My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.
by Toots Thielemans December 29, 2009
Post-triggered stress disorder (P{T}SD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying post -- either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.
Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.
Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.
Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.
Phil: "Yay, tonight I'm going out with a gorgeous girl I met at my high paying STEM job!"
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("
by ledskof February 12, 2016
Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.
by kris takahashi November 25, 2010
A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.
Me: I can't come into work today.
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
Boss:Why?
Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.
Boss: Understood
by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016