When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.
After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?
Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!
by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011
When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”
by BaldHamster December 17, 2021
Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag
by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014
The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 24, 2010
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by b. hanback February 17, 2008
To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.
This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.
Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.
Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!
Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!
Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.
by General Septem October 6, 2009