Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

by Ali-angelo_YT February 17, 2020

my anus is wide open for you

Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.

by Legend_Warp December 3, 2015

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 25, 2016

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021

Yo you’re walking a little funny what’s wrong?

I’m just trying ball sack in my anus

by AlfredGyra December 15, 2020