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The true meaning of a "Grunge" band
When comparing grunge music, Nirvana is always the first band to come to mind
by Jeff December 06, 2002
The best damn grunge band ever to exist. Often stereotyped by lame-ass music noobs as "the guys who did in bloom" cause it was the only song of theirs that was included in rock-band.
Me: man i love nirvana
Music Noob: I can play the intro to in bloom on my guitar, on expert!
Me: NOOOOOOOOB, go and die slowly
by em tee January 03, 2010
Probably the most overrated band of all time. Kurt Cobain couldn't play guitar, nor could he sing, and could barely write.

His skill at guitar was so pathetic and limited that he was only able to play power chords and his guitar solos consisted of only two strings as a maximum. As a vocalist, he had a scratchy voice with a one-octave range. His vocal range was so horrible that he wasn't even able to hit the high notes when he covered the Meat Puppets' song "Lake of Fire". He often ripped off other bands (Killing Joke, The Breeders, The Pixies, Husker Du, Meat Puppets, Butthole Surfers etc.) and based his sound on their own. He even went as far as to steal a riff from Killing Joke's "Eighties"; changed it up a bit, and then used it for his own song "Come As You Are".

He was also an awful lyricist and most of his music consisted of simple wordplay that had no real meaning.

For example, let's take a look at a verse from "All Apologies":

"I wish I was like you. Easily amused. Find my nest of salt. Everything's my fault. I'll take all the blame. Aqua-seafoam shame."

And honestly, that has got to be some of the worst lyrics I've ever heard in my life.

Now let's take a look at "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

"With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino
A mosquito, my libido"

Do you see any meaning behind these lyrics? I certainly do not. Seems to me like Kurt didn't care for anything that he wrote.

Krist Novoselic - He played bass, just not well. Some talent here, but pretty much mediocre.

Dave Grohl - Probably the only truly talented member to ever be in the band; the only member who actually had his instrument mastered and the only member who has songwriting talent.

Oh, and before you click that little thumbs-down button, let it be known that I was formally a fan of Nirvana in the past. But now I've grown up and have a developed taste in music and it's hard not to pick up on how simple his music is.
Nirvana are the most overrated band of all time; and anyone who disagrees with this statement likely doesn't have a broad taste in music.
by A real music enthusiast­ June 11, 2009
A Wannabe Grunge Band.

Nirvana were mainstream, not grunge. Do some homework, dumbasses.

Grunge: Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Screaming Trees

Mainstream (Not Grunge): Nirvana, Collective Soul, Stone Temple Pilots, L7
Dumb Mainstreamer: WOO NIRVANA ROCK! Grunge rawx 4 EVaR!!!!!11!1111

Grunge Listener: Shut the fuck up you uninformed mainstreamer. Nirvana aint Grunge. If you want Grunge, listen to some Alice In Chains

Dumb Mainstreamer: HEY!!! YES THEY ARE! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! STOP ARGUING, I'M A BADASS! SHUT UP! AND WHO IS ALISON CHAINS???
by Nirvana AREN'T Grunge March 31, 2006
One of the many bands to feature on flomes wall
BANDS I LIKE - 28 days
slipknot
NIRVANA
FUCK YEAAAHHH
by bhb September 13, 2003
The Most overrated and most pathetic grunge band in rock and roll history paving way for the garbage we have to put up with today.

Nirvana Sucks ass
Thank God Kurt Nobrain is dead.
by Afi K. James April 26, 2005
the best fucking band in the whole fucking world, no band will ever be as good as nirvana, kurt cobain is da shits, kurt cobain is never to be surpassed......
the band that cannong be stopped only by suicide....
by AKS_Nirvana October 09, 2003
The main reason I'm committing a suicide.
Rest In Peace, Kurt Cobain
by Something in the way December 26, 2003

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