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living in nipomo
nipomo by nipomo1 October 23, 2011
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nippopotamus 

An extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12" in diameter that are visible through her clothes.
"Aw man, did you see our new substitute teacher? That chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her ass around the block a few times."
"Yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! You could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin' deflated basketballs!"
"Now that's a nippopotamus right there."
"Hell yeah."
Nipomo the greatest small town paradise to live in. Population is made up of rich people, average home price is $750,000+, weather is typically 69 degrees. Most people are rich and stuck up but others are rich and deny it.
high school or college student in range rover from nipomo says something like, "I am not rich! my parents just let me have their old car" and totally believes his own lies
Nipomo by outsider looking in... December 1, 2011

Nippolotamus 

A bitch with abnormally large Nipples. Usually seen on large women, but occasionally small women. Sometimes these women resemble large mammels, such as the hippopotomus. These are both round and fat tities. Sometimes referred to as "Inflammation of the Nipples" Also known as "Nippleosis Gigantisis."
See your local discovery channel.
That large bitch at the club could have passed for the most dominant Nippolotamus in the history of women.

Rashbusha Lattamore would be a perfect example of a Nippolotamus.
A Japanese girl who is very pretty and subservient.
Bona can't get enuff of all this nippoon in Tokyo
nippoon by Gezzabel September 20, 2004
Nipomo has managed to remain much like living on the ponderosa despite having perfect year-round weather and straddling the 101 freeway. Typically residents travel by freeway 10 minutes to visit neighboring Arroyo Grande's walmart shopping center as their main form of entertainment.

Made up mostly of imports from California's shithole (aka the Central Valley) typically Bakersfield and it's surroundings. The other half of the population is white trash and mexican pickers, most of which live on welfare, smoke pot and watch netflix due to lack of entertainment. The local watering hole "jocko's" serves up half cooked beef in a filthy setting where you'll wait over an hour for a seat and then feel like your eating in a prison. Nipomo is blessed geographically but severely lacking much needed commercial development.
Living in Nipomo California
nipomo by nipomo1 January 5, 2010