nippleometer 

The gauging of a room or environment's temperature using the apparent hardness (or not) of nearby nipples.

I didn't really feel cold, but I was according to my nippleometer.

nippleometer by EK the Bad Kitty April 25, 2006

niplometer 

A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola

Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready for the family reunion

niplometer by G Steele January 5, 2008

Nippleometer 

A visual aid to the outside temperature

Stick your tit out of the door love,and check the nippleometer, i want to see if i should wear my hat

Nippleometer by griggy October 18, 2006

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

niggometer by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Nicometeor 

Throwing a cigarette out the front car window and having it reenter through the back window, or worse, into somebody else's car window.

Oh shit, that ciggie I just tossed became a nicometeor! Quick, get it out of the back seat before the whole car catches on fire!

Nicometeor by Silverlock March 29, 2009

nipplometer 

a way to judge cold tempuratures

"i know if i need to wear a sweater or not by reading sally's nipplometer"

nipplometer by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Nibometer 

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.

Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!

Nibometer by CaptBT July 28, 2010