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Ninja Turtle Piss 

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants
What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.
Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.

Reverse Ninja Turtle 

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

ninja turtle sex 

Sex with backpacks on
Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
ninja turtle sex by DanKuren June 3, 2016

ninja turtle generation 

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.
It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
ninja turtle drunk by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

Niggaturtle 

A sewer born African-American raised by sewer rat Master Splinter. Niggaturtles possess a extremely thick shell-like layer of skin on there back from periodic whippings.
While Taniqua was showering with her main man Delron she noticed his thick back skin and exclaimed, "Boy you one hell of a niggaturtle!"
Niggaturtle by JahNig March 2, 2007