ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail

The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...

ninja snow by grisslebone April 25, 2011

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Ninja snowball

When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.

Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.

Ninja snowball by Stinky Brownthumb July 15, 2018

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ninja snow • Ninja snowball • Snow ninjas • Ninja • ninja'd • ninja turtle • ninja dust • ninja fart • ninja shit • Ninja vanish

Snow ninjas

When skiing and or snowboarding, and you take a header it was because of snow ninjas not youre personal inability to stay on your feet. Snow Ninjas are invisble and very fast and will put you on your ass especially if youve been drankin.

I got ol time hackyed by those snow ninjas.

Snow ninjas by kem two April 25, 2006

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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