Ninja Smokeout 

When a friend secretly smokes you out at an awkward or boring social event.

remember the time you guys smoked me out when i was watching eclipse with my girlfriend? man that was a pro ninja smokeout

Ninja Smokeout by SirSmokeaLotz December 23, 2010

ninja smoke 

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.

Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed

ninja smoke by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006

Ninja Smoke 

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

Ninja Smoke by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

ninja smoke 

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.

"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."

ninja smoke by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008

Ninja Smoke Bomb 

To get super drunk and then leave the bar without telling your friends where you are going, thus vanishing into thin air.

Dude where did Mike go he is super wasted? I don't know man, he probably ninja smoke bombed out of here.

Ninja Smoke Bomb by billythekid23 April 11, 2008

Ninja Smoke 

To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"

Ray just ninja smoked me on the way to class. It smelled like rank moose anus!

Ninja Smoke by Russ Conrad July 20, 2008

Ninja Smoke 

When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.

I realized I was fucking some ugly ass hoe so I had to ninja smoke her and got my ass out of there.

Ninja Smoke by Vaddagw September 26, 2020