2 definitions by disfunktedfish

To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.
Will: Where did Laura go?

Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed
by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006
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An extremely frustrated or outwardly rude man that counters everything with feminine-like rage. To bitch at someone in a bitchy (gay) manor. Also when you piss off a gay man to the point where he gets retard-strength and beats the shit out of everyone in proximity.
"We were at the bar when my friend said faggot too loud, then this shemale turned green with the gay-rage and I woke up in the hospital with a broken nose and a torn asshole."
by disfunktedfish September 11, 2006
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