1.) verb: to take something that rightfully belongs to someone else, mostly in MMORPGs, such as wow; to steal
2.) noun: a player who practices ninja-ing against other players.
1.) "That jerk ninja'd the Assassination Blade, even though I won the roll!"
2.) "Don't group with that guy, he's a ninja looter!"
by Beleynn September 12, 2005
A non-word used by people who don't know that:
1. There are no plurals in Japanese and
2. Pluralizing Japanese nouns makes them sound like verbs.
Wrong: Ninjas are always fighting.

Right: There are about 8 ninja surrounding us.
by Zhaleskra March 10, 2007
Ancient Japanese warrior, well trained in the art of stealth. Some tools of the trade include shuriken, swords, daggers, and knives. Ninja were part of a clan.
"This isn't Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
by Mad Walrus September 21, 2002
Mammals who fight all the time and whose sole purpose in life is to flip out and kill people.

Natural predators with only one enemy in nature, namely Pirates.
"Holy crap, that ninja is sooo freaking sweet!"
by dragonxero February 25, 2005
A word used to avoid using the word nigga.
WTF are they doing, them ninjas is crazy!
by LittleDintheD April 01, 2007
Adjective.

Basically another word for cool. Except cooler, as its the word Ninja. Similar to badass in defintion yet far more badass, i think the best explanation of this word is infact 'Ninja'.

This is going to happen. It's Inevitable. It's going to happen big.

It will grow and spread across the Internet like wild fire with a shuriken.
*Roundhouse Kicks someone through a wall*
"Woah that's so frickin' Ninja!"

*A very nice hat*
"That hat is so Ninja!"

*Walks on the grass when there is blatantly a sign with clear instructions not to*
"Shit, that dude is ninja."

*Prefers Pirates*
"What a queer"
by ThatNinjaguy November 14, 2009
Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and Gear:

Ninja sword
Throwing stars
Ninja outfit

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
One kid dropped a spoon and a ninja totally killed the whole town.
by Brian Damage August 27, 2005

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