A more specific version of the Nostalgia Fag. A young person born in and around the 1990's who proclaims their childhood was superior because of the popular media of the day. Will go on long rants on why society sucks because Mummies Alive isn't on anymore. A severe case of nostalgia goggles.
Nineties kid: Man I feel sorry for kids today. They didn't get to grow up with Dexter's Laboratory. Man I miss when cartoons and music were good.

Normal guy : STFU and go back to tumblr
by SeriouslyStopIt January 18, 2012
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A person who has exhausted all ninety-nine possible weeks of unemployment benefits.
"Tier 5 to Survive" has become the rallying cry of the "ninety-niners", those unemployed who have found themselves jobless for the longest period of time and have nearly or already exhausted all ninety-nine possible weeks of unemployment benefits.
by paulchristenson December 20, 2010
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Ninety-seven (97) is a number that comes before ninety-eight (98). It is used to tell when there are 97 of something.
There are 97 nuclear bombs going off in our town!
by Jigglyman July 4, 2003
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After Sixty-nine, you roll over, and shit in each other's hair.
fuck dude, I ninety-six'ed her, and she came back for more!
by mushroom blue August 9, 2003
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Used as an indicator that the enjoyment of a situation for a given event or time period could not be improved upon. Normally cited by a country dweller from the northern regions of Northern Ireland, United Kingdom.

Less frequently, it is often adopted by Town or City dwellers in ridicule of their Country dwelling neighbours.
Hi boy, ye missed a quare night last night hi...it was craic ninety"
by Father Dong July 12, 2010
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Friendzoned. The opposite of the symbol 69. When the person you like friendzoned you.
1. Aww dude, I think she ninety-sixed you.

2. Mikey 96ed her because she was too much of a sister
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Like 69'ing but with rim jobs (analingus).
Carl and I went through half a roll of plastic wrap Ninety-sixting (96'ing) last night.
by gabrielhudson June 27, 2011
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